Huckaback Appreciation.

francis-m-luxury-bedding-irish-linen-huckaback-appreciation-society-charterWe, the members of the curious Huckaback Appreciation Society, band together in our love and admiration of a mercurial towelling constructed of 100% finest linen known as the huckaback. We agree to uphold the unique, and very traditional, standards to which we have grown accustomed and believe to be the way forward in these modern times.

~ A towel which absorbs water faster than you can say Jeeves, A towel which promises to air-dry quickly, without the use of modern conveniences such as the hot-air dryer which is a drain on ones resources as well as on Mother Earth.  A towel which promises never to smell dank - something ill-considered by Mr. C in 1850 when he introduced the fluffy cotton towel ~ a haven for pathogenic bacteria, mould, fungi and virus...mmm, recall that whiff?  A towel which gently exfoliates the skin thus negating the need for expensive beauty products with microplastics which pollute our oceans and water resource.  A towel which will last for years and years, become a dear friend, and develop a beautiful lustre over time. A towel which is so efficient of space that it will travel with you easily on sojourn or a visit to the spa waters & gymnasium.

Our patron, the upstanding and staunchly traditional purveyor of Irish Linen, Francis M. will generously sponsor our annual supper club at Miss Leslie's castle where the roast beef and currant cake are said to be the finest on the Irish isle. We will be certain to stand and make a toast to all that is huckaback and sleep well knowing that our bathrooms are in good order. What was once old, is new again. We promise to inspire others, & bring this venerable amenity forward for the general betterment of all society.  copyright Francis M. 2017, on this chilly day the 22nd of October. { }

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